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September 02, 2008
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An awful good time

The name says it all. Awful Annie's makes no attempt to charm you with niceties. This place is for the unpretentious.

outside.jpg Awful Annie's Irish Saloon is my new favorite place.

As a West Ender, I don't venture to the East End very often. It's not that I don't like the East End - it's that it seems so far away, especially on (drunk) foot. Years ago, I made a weekly pilgrimage to Bottumz Up for Sketchy Wednesday Karaoke with DJ Cougar. Sure, the cops usually showed up, someone stole my pitcher of PBR and every Thursday morning at work was a terrible blur, but every week I walked, biked or cabbed my way to the East End. Since the legendary Bottumz Up has closed, I've had no reason to return on a regular basis (Yes, I like the Snug, but it's usually crowded with people I don't like.)

As you might guess, I am very happy to find that sketchiness of Munjoy Hill still thrives at Awful Annie's. I use the descriptive "sketchy" as a term of endearment, mind you. This is a place where you have beers and conversation with someone you've never met and leave with a new friend - assuming you're the type of person who can hang and watch the game with just about anyone.

inside.jpg The saloon, which is one of the oldest bars on Munjoy Hill, is so small you could fit it in your pocket. It feels like you're hanging out in someone's basement. The ceiling is very low (just a foot above the tall bartender's head), the smell is a little musty and the lights are very dim. Art adorns the walls - some new, some antique - along with shamrock lights and sports memorabilia. The bar seats about twelve people and there's standing room (and three small tables) for another 20 or so.

The atmosphere was quiet, but has potential for rowdiness as long as you can keep the bartender amused. Most everyone is either watching the game or sipping a beer. Oh, and beer is all you can have. There's no liquor license and no intent to get one. Your choices are PBR, Geary's, Budweiser, Guinness (most expensive beer at $3.75) Miller, Heineken, Becks and some Smirnoff fairy juice.

I asked the bartender what it's normally like at Annie's. "Like this," his arms opened to embrace the place. We started talking about East End bars and he mentioned that he really liked Sangillo's and that Annie's was as cool as Sangillo's. The patron at the end of the bar was quick to argue that Annie's is, indeed, "a step up from Sangillo's." I haven't yet been there (look for Sangillo's to appear on the bar guide soon), but I've heard it's the place to go on Thanksgiving.

Either way, I really dig Awful Annie's. I'll probably go back tonight.

Posted by Amy Martin at 03:21 PM
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Awful Annie's is a pretty sweet bar. The last time I was in was about 2 years ago and the bartender was smoking butts right behind the bar. Clientele that evening seemed primarily to be Labor Ready employees who lived up above the bar. Overall a cozy dive in the East End with cheap beer and an eclectic crowd.

Sangillo's is hands down the best bar in town. Super friendly staff, good patrons and the best potato chips in town. This is a drinking establishment and that's exactly what goes down there. It's not a place where guys go to hit on young girls or a hipster hangout. You go there to drink and to enjoy each other's company.

Posted by 2pieces
September 9, 2008 12:15 PM

Awful Annie's Irish Saloon


189 Congress St, Portland
207-773-9230 | www.myspace/awfulannies
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  • Hours: 5 pm-12 am Mon-Sat, Sun at noon
  • Drink Specials: None.
  • Games/Amenities: 2 TVs with the game on, a dart board, and a table with newspapers, chess, Scrabble and Trivial Pursuit.
  • Music: Jukebox, CD behind the bar surrounded by a collection of CDs.
  • Cover: None.
  • Food: In reply to my "do you serve food," the bartender said "sometimes hot dogs." A patron at the end of the bar mentioned something about spam to which the bartender retorted "that was a private party."
  • Bathrooms: One stall. For everyone.
  • Patrons:Unpretentious people looking to have a no-frills beer or two or three or...
  • Payment: Ca$h only. The closest ATM is at Colucci's up the hill, or at the 7-Eleven down the hill.
  • Wants to be an: A watering hole with no bling. A place where all types are welcome (except sorostitutes and dude guys, well if they don't whine they can go.)
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