Finish a 10K? Check. What else you got?

Yes! I finished! And we'll talk about that in just a moment. But first I have to note that after I posted that absurd rhyming ditty yesterday I couldn't stop coming up with additions to the poem. Last night in bed, just before slumber took over, I thought of a really great stanza that I wish I had thought of yesterday:

The bib number pinned to the tech tee with care,
laid out by the running shorts (with built in underwear).

Sweet, right?

So, back to the whole race thing.

I finished! Maybe I already mentioned that. But it's kind of the whole purpose of this entire blog so I s'pose I'll just keep saying it. I finished!

The official results don't seem to be online yet, but the clock read 1:09:something when I crossed the finish line. The final time while change depending on how long it took me to cross the start.

UPDATE: Final time: 1:06:22. That's 4336th place. More importantly, I beat 812 people. All race results on beachtobeacon.org.

See, not everyone can cross immediately. There were 5,500 runners jammed into the starting corral. It takes a while for that mass of people to get moving. Pretty cool looking view, though.

Wanting to avoid the traffic and ensure a parking space at Cape Elizabeth HS, I left my house at 6:00 a.m. this morning. Note to runners for next year: that's unecessarily early. But the morning went breezily. Easy parking, easy onto a shuttle bus, easy to the start. In fact my bus was one of the first to arrive, so I was able to take in the starting line.

5:00-minute mile. Riiiight. I mean, I could, but I prefer to take in the sights while I run. You know, get the full experience. These elite runners - sure they're fast - but they're really missing out on life, don't you think?


At any rate, there was plenty of time to kill before the 8:00 starting gun (which, as it turns out, was a horn instead of a gun and was at 8:10 as opposed to 8:00. But I didn't know these things at the time). People were pacing around, stretching, warming up. I didn't see the point in walking when I could be sitting, so I sat. I thought about napping but I didn't trust that anyone would wake me before the start and getting trampled didn't seem like fun.
So I people watched. Lots of fit people. Lots of people like me, just hoping to get it done. And then there was Sir Canada.

I don't even know what to say.

I have issues with Canada that I don't care to get into now, but let it suffice it to say that I found the Canadian flag/maple leaf on the rear concept wildly disconcerting. Is it a tribute or an insult? Who knows!

But I was amped. I was confident. I was ready to get this party started. I snapped a photo of myself right as Ann, Anna and I were officially crossing over the start. I clearly look enthused. Maybe too enthused. My smile is kind of creepy. Is it always like that?


I decided to take a photo of myself at every mile marker. As it turned out they all pretty much look the same. Me, sweating a great amount but still smiling. This one is at mile three. You may recall mile three from last year - I sure as hell do. It's the place where injury compelled me to stop. It's the place where I sat with an ice pack and a some shame.

As we ran by I noted, "Here's where I died last year." A stranger nearby responded, "And look at you now - you're good to go." Good to go is right. As we ran past the mile marker I told mile three to eat it.

And now I'm not bitter any more.

See? The whole "photo at each mile" thing didn't doesn't work when it's humid and sweaty. The lens gets clouded and you end up looking like an Edvard Munch practice painting.

Around mile four we passed under the American flag draped from two fire engine ladders. It's an image of the race you may have seen before - but for me it was the first time I'd witnessed it in person.

Sure beats the Canadian flag from earlier - no one wants to run under this flag, am I right people? That'd just be uncomfortable for this guy and everyone else involved.

Mile five had a banner that read, "It's no jive, it's mile five!" Reminded me of the movie Airplane, when they're in court and someone asks, "Does anyone here speak jive?" and the old white lady does. Ha ha. Airplane. But I digress.

I've also failed to mention all the spectators and woohooers along the way. I tried to get pictures but all the sweating and the jostling hindered that attempt. But the cheers came from everywhere.

I got "Go Shannon!" from a few people I knew. I got "You can do it" or "You look great" or "Almost there" from a bunch of people I didn't know. And that was cool. Strangers out there dishing support and encouraging you along for no other reason than because you're there and you're running and they want you to finish.

I have family members that aren't that nice to me (not you, mom, don't get offended!).

Particularly on that last mile, just coming into the park, there are so many people just shouting, just clapping or telling you that the finish is just ahead and to "finish strong!" If you'd had any inclination to walk or slow down or forfeit you wouldn't be able to for fear of letting all those people down.

Besides, the finale is just ahead and the adrenaline has come flooding and dammit you're going to finish this thing because you said you would and you know you can and besides, the sooner it's over the sooner you'll find yourself at breakfast with an empty plate, a belly full of hash browns and a warm mimosa-induced haze.

And the sooner you'll get to take a stupid-looking photo of yourself at the finish line.

It's a ridiculous picture, I know. It looks like I'm trying to show off my guns but I'm too lethargic to actually lift my arms up any higher.

Okay, you're right. I was trying to show off my guns but was too lethargic to lift my arms any higher.

So I'm an idiot - what of it. I ran a 10K today, cut me some slack!

An any rate, thanks again to all the cheerers (in person, via e-mail or via this blog). It's nice to hear "way to go" now and then.

And thanks to those of you who stopped to say "hello" to me today. I can now confirm to my boss that there are other people reading besides my mother (no offense, mom!).

Congrats to all of you who took on the challenge - and congrats to all of you who killed that race today.

You all deserve many beers. As do I.

Thus, I'm off to get started on that.

And, of course, the comments are still broken. Why wouldn't they be?