Sometimes I see a skater who is far smarter than I am pull off some badass move and I am simultaneously stunned, humbled, and wicked envious. I want to know how on earth they thought of that, and how I can become that derby-smart. Do I need to sell my soul? Because I will, just let me know where to sign.

This was one of those moments. I've seen Bonnie D. Stroir's (of the San Diego Derby Dolls) instructional videos before and they never fail to be inspiring, not to mention charming # no fair to be so talented and so cute! This is a newly released video and I haven't been on the track since I saw it three days ago, but i've been dying to get out there and start working this. Check it out (skip to 2:40 if you want to get right to the good stuff):

Get out of town! That's just way too slick. Tonight, it's on. I'm going to be a waitress if it kills me.