Things to do in Southern Maine, investigated personally and described by Shannon Bryan
(with only slight amounts of exaggeration, digression and references to ostraconophobia).
February 13, 2009
On Valentine's Day, a kiss is a kiss at Planet Dog
Ah, Valentine's Day. No other holiday inspires so much romance...and bitterness.
For coupled folks out there, the day might imply a decent dinner (maybe even at a place that uses table cloths - and not even the plastic ones!) or a fist-full of flowers topped by a sweetly worded card.
Or the day might come and go as the others do because, hey, you've been loving on each other for months or years now and you don't need no stinkin' holiday telling you what to do.
Uncoupled people tend toward two camps: Ignoring Valentine's Day altogether or actively hating it. One friend of mine insists on calling it "Independence Day" as a way of professing her proud singlehood.
But last night's Planet Dog Canine Cocktail Party proved that some of us have the notion of Valentine's Day all wrong.
Forget the dinners and the heart-shaped chocolate. Not that there's anything wrong with chocolate - it's a fine treat to be sure. But the heart of Valentine's Day is really the L-O-V-E.
And you probably have some pretty decent L-O-V-E hanging around whether you realize it or not. Perhaps hanging around right at your feet, in the shape of a four-legged, contentedly panting dog.

Love was in the air during last night's canine-centered Valentine's party. There were treats for the pooches and beer and finger foods for the human attendees. But really, we all were there for the Kissing Contest - an opportunity for dogs and dog owners to show their sloppy affection for one another and maybe win the coveted title of "Best Kiss."
Some were clearly uncomfortable with the PDA - deciding instead to turn their snouts and/or look worriedly at the odd crowd of people watching (what are those people looking at?!).
Most of the dogs were too enthralled with all the activity and new smells to pay their human companions much attention.
But a handful were able to shirk the distractions, remain focused and execute a medal-worthy licking performance.

Some dogs went the sweet and gentle route.

Some chose the impressive, though hard to master "Tongue in the Eye."

Some dogs and their owners couldn't get enough of each other, even after their time in the kissing spotlight was over.

But only one canine could reign champion. He is Stewart. And he's a licking force to be reckoned with.
So maybe no one's taking you out to Back Bay Grille on Saturday. Maybe you won't awake to cherubs sprinkling rose petals on your bed. But I bet there's someone - human, canine or otherwise - happy to share some L-O-V-E with you this weekend.
Comments
Now that's a contest to really sink your teeth (and lips and tongue) into!!!! Riley's so sad to have missed it...it's truly a place where "the fastest tongue in town" could have really shined!!! Tell Spencer not to get too confident....who knows, maybe next year he and Riley can have a "kiss off"!
Posted by SYNOFFebruary 13, 2009 10:40 AM
Do these people realize that dogs lick their butts, lick other dogs butts, eat poop, and lick their own fur which is covered in who knows what for dirt and germs before they lick their owners! I've got one word....EWWWWWWWWWWW!
Oh and Happy Independence Day! LOL
Posted by AndreaFebruary 13, 2009 10:41 AM
Would love to see more pictures from the event! It was alot of fun and all the doggies and their smooches were adorable!
More pictures please! :)
Posted by ClareFebruary 13, 2009 10:43 AM
Emi-dog and I are having Strawberries, bananas, wine and chocolate fondue for Vday. Who needs the boyz when you have the perfect puppy?? Of course, she only get the fruit... But she doesn't mind! Happy Sat night!
Oh, and since Emi tends to "recycle" NO kissing! But, she's still adorable!
February 13, 2009 10:49 AM
LOL, Andrea! Don't you know....dogs aren't the only ones adept at "kissing butt". I know lots of humans who do that, too....and on a regular basis. If we refused to kiss any of those "butt kissers"...just about all of us would be VERY LONELY indeed! [[[ giggle ]]]
Posted by SYNOFFebruary 13, 2009 10:53 AM
miles and i would have totally won. he's the kissing champion....
Posted by melanieFebruary 13, 2009 10:56 AM
While it is true that dogs lick their butt, does anyone know if the person they are kissing has not done the same? Or not washed their hands after using the restroom before you shake hands hello? Its all in good fun! And although for Andrea it is Independence day I know she has a lot of people who love her, so Happy Valentines Day!! BTW Belle licks the wall more than other dogs butts, here's to hoping its not lead paint..
Posted by MichelleFebruary 13, 2009 11:16 AM
Well put Michelle! Although if someone can contort themselves enough to lick their own butt, they should be in the circus. LOL
Posted by AndreaFebruary 13, 2009 07:08 PM
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Of all these folks I think it's clear to see that Michelle is enjoying the "Tongue in the Eye" procedure the most. So much better than a drop of Visine.
Posted by KarenFebruary 13, 2009 10:29 AM