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Things to do in Southern Maine, investigated personally and described by Shannon Bryan
(with only slight amounts of exaggeration, digression and references to ostraconophobia).

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April 28, 2009
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Leave. Work. Now.

This is an alert.

All persons currently indoors must evacuate immediately. Sunshine and joy have been loosed on the Maine coast and all residents of the area are requested to bask in it.

Color has been spotted in foliage throughout the Greater Portland region.

Refrain from panic. The budding plants are not harmful to most humans.

Evidence A:


Evidence B:

If you are unable to follow the preceeding directives, follow these steps:

Scroll up until above image is centered on screen.

Lean in very closely.

It's damn near like being outside. Except not.

Posted by Shannon Bryan at 02:50 PM
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