Somebody apparently wanted a 12-pack of Corona so desperately, he/she busted through a general store in Troy with a baseball bat.

You'd think - after expending all that effort - he'd go nuts grabbing all sorts of loot (you know, some Big League Chew or a few bags of Fritos. Maybe even some of those crazy-expensive energy drinks).

But alas, Corona vision took over. All the intruder took was the beer.

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Yes, roll your eyes. Breaking and entering is an extreme level to go for a day's worth of Corona. He or she is clearly some degree of insane.

Now if it were Casco Bay Summer - THAT I could understand.