Beer Garden Girl has gone missing.

Last seen near the beer garden during last Thursday's Alive at Five concert in Portland's Monument Square, the stand-up gal has disappeared without a trace.

Witnesses recall seeing Beer Garden Girl entertaining concert-goers, though one source noted that she seemed board.

Perhaps preoccupied with a pending escape?



In truth, she may have felt trapped in life of beer hauling and drunk dodging. Or perhaps some grinning chap convinced her to ditch the steins and start a garden of babies with him up on Munjoy Hill.

Or perhaps she was unlawfully taken against her will. Folded up and tucked under the arm of some speedy Vespa rider.

The search for Beer Garden Girl continues throughout the week, until Alive at Five on Thursday, at which time the searchers will themselves become distracted by the beer garden siren song.

Until then, take a gander at the Seen photos from last week's concert and
Beer Garden Girl's last moments