Testicle Tuesday (on Friday!)

Wouldn't ya know. I have been working non stop night and day on a blog for Tuesday (tentatively called Testicle Tuesday) and the maker of the product I was writing about goes and wins the LG Nobel Science Award and now he is spattered all over the news this morning.
So, this blog obviously cannot wait until the official Testicle Tuesday predetermined launch date, and I have scrambled to bring you all the up to the minute testicle dog news today! So without further ado...
Today we have three products on the board to mull over.
Warning!
Bad taste alert. If you do not have bad taste or a sense of humor
, then do not read on.
Is your dog recently neutered or do you need a gift for the dog who has (almost) everything?
Try the Oh nuts I've been neutered gift basket.
available at Walmart on line (who knew!)
But really the star of today's blog is the Nuetical company. They are the makers of testicular implants for dogs, cats, horses and bulls. Pour yourself a cup of coffee, and take some time to really explore this web site, and don't miss the on line store.
Remember, you get a free "It's like nothing ever changed" bumper sticker with every implant.

Can't decide if I like the key ring or the necklace better. What do you think?

I have been looking for a place to blog the humping dog toy and I reckon this is as good a blog as any! Note that he has had a recent name change from Boner the Humping Dog to Humphrey the Humping Hound but the toy remains the same. I am glad I waited, because with a name change, the manufacturer has now given us a "shocking" action video. 
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Well I must confess, you MADE my morning! While I've been aware of neuticals for some time, I hadn't given any thought to being able to select the size of the implants. Exactly how DOES one approximate the originals? Perhaps they should be categorized more like bra sizes (A, B, C, D, E, DD, EE, etc.)? [VBG!!] And special implants that conceal scarring??? Is a canine cable version of 'Nip/Tuck' in our future? Loved the inventor's shameless plug of his book, "Going, going, NUTS". I played the Humphrey 'action' clip - all four of my dogs totally freaked out. Guess they wouldn't have been 'screamers'...
Posted by
DonnaOctober 7, 2005 10:41 AM