New product-the dog fart thong
Wouldn't it be something if I insisted that clients with the stinking farting dog get their farting friend under control by insisting that the dog wear one of these?
My kids took one look at it and dubbed it "the dog fart thong".
Uses our famous activated charcoal cloth (washable and reusable)! A starter hole is placed in the cloth in order to help you locate the suggested tail hole.
Washable and reusable. What exactly does that mean? Do I hand wash it with the delicates, or toss in with my regular laundry? What if my kids friends found out their Mom washed their laundry with dog fart thongs?
Seems like some good fodder for playground torture to me.
"your mother washes clothes in dog fart thongs..."
"farty farty farty, your clothes are a dog fart party"
"Hey-it's dog fart boy"
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My first reaction to the the fart dog thong was "huh..." and then, "why?" A dog is a dog, and they fart... Big deal just gag, then laugh about it and roll down the window...
But I bet it won't be long until all the Hollywood dogs are sporting them with diamonds and leopard print and what not.
Actually the more I think about it, the more attractive the idea becomes. I think my Uncle's Mastiff could really use one. He is the gassiest dog I have ever met, and so smelly that he cleared the room at Thanksgiving. I laugh now, but it was really gross at the time.
Do they come in extra large?
Posted by
JessicaMarch 31, 2006 12:06 PM
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