Early this morning I caught a news story about another image-of-Jesus spotting. This time, the face of Jesus appeared in Forest, Va. after a paint can was lifted off a garage floor.

You're jealous, right? Well fret not, you can buy it for yourself on eBay.

The paint-stain Jesus reminded me of the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese that GoldenPalace.com purchased a few years ago for $28,000.

So I walked into work this morning chock-full of optimism. Maybe those e-mails my grandmother keeps forwarding are right, and Jesus is everywhere. My eyes were peeled, ready, awaiting my first image-of-Jesus-where-you-wouldn't-expect-it spotting.

And then, there it was!

Wait, isn't that the kangaroo from the Aussie Hair Products commercials?

I guess it wasn't meant to be. But for anyone who has a severe hankering to have his/her own Jesus, Mary or Oprah on toast, CoolToast.com let's you create your own. (If you try this, be sure to click "Mohammad" and "Lohan".)